There once was a team with a dream. That dream: A real life porno based on Andrew Hussie’s Homestuck. Sadly, their ambitions were cut short. I thought this was tragic, and a few filmmaker friends of mine agreed. So now, we’re reviving the idea.

Right now, we have a 1080p camera, a set designer and project manager(me), a writer, and a seamstress who’ll be making the outfits.

What we need from you is the same thing the last project needed: ideas for pairings, locales (preferably nothing that would break the set budget), and plots. We’ll be doing the three most in-demand/popular pairings that are submitted, as well as taking any title suggestions you send in. We’ll also take plays on the character’s names, like Cockat Greatass or whatever (you can see why we need help with this part).

Once the script is finished, we’ll be taking casting calls for actors, who obviously need to be 18+ and free of STDs. We’re paying for costs of equipment out of our own pocket, but to compensate the actors we’ll need to start a donation drive, just like the dead project had planned to. More details on donations will be released when they’re relevant.

When the film is finished, it’ll be free to anyone who can legally view pornography in their jurisdiction. Since the film will be non-profit and a parody, it’s protected by Fair Use.

The askbox and submissions are open, so feel free to send in all your ideas! 

I don’t respond to pairing/fetish suggestions individually anymore. To see the running tally, go here.